Modern Fossil

Modern
Fossil.

What more can you
say about that?

Nothing.

So I've got these
friends who are into
fine dining.
But what is a restaurant?
A place you go to eat food
that you could make at home,
if you had the motivation,
that costs 10 times what you'd
pay for it with the added benefit
of being served by rude waiters (waitresses).

Oh! I forgot to add - waiters(waitresses) that
you HAVE TO tip a fixed amount (which, by the way,
makes it no longer a tip).

On a completely unrelated note:
when and why did men start shaving
their heads? And who told them that
it looked attractive?
Jeez!
Men from the future.