Breakfast

(This image is not mine, but is in the public domain and,
up until now this is the only image on my blog that
is not mine. I chalk it up to laziness. It will not happen
again. Here's the link and release: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:YummyCheetos.jpg)


Baked Cheetos,
that's what the bag
said when I found it
in the vending machine.

Disgusting looking, but so
tasty, they can't be good
for you. So did the marketeers
and the Frito-Lay company think,
"How can we make this crap
sound healthy?" I can just imagine an
evil looking marketeer thinking now...
One with a pencil thin mustache
stroking his non-existent beard
and saying, "I've got it! We'll say that
it's 'Baked!' When people read that
they will think 'Healthy!' Jeezus,
I'm a genius!!!"